Harold Turnipseed

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Husband of Martha Turnipseed:

https://cryptogamemap.blogspot.com/2024/05/martha-turnipseed.html

"Holy mother of… Martha! Get me the shotgun!"

―Harold Turnipseed.^[src]

• Harold Turnipseed was the first Human casualty and the first resistant enemy from Earth in Destroy All Humans!.

• Harold was married to Martha Turnipseed (his cousin) and lived on Turnipseed Farm.

• After discovering that Cryptosporidium had killed Bessie the Cow and the rest of her herd with Psychokenisis, Harold tried to kill the alien with his shotgun.However, he was promptly electrocuted to death with the Zap-O-Matic, and his brain was extracted by Crypto  for DNA

• Harold’s gruesome death would mark the start of the Furon invasion of Earth. Meanwhile, the local newspaper posthumously charged him with "cow abuse.”

Mission Appearances

• Destination Earth (killed)
• Earth Women Are Delicious (mentioned)

Trivia

• Harold was voiced by Andre sogliuzzo.

•  He is the default design of the other Farmers who look and sound exactly like him and can be encountered in both Turnipseed Farm and Rockwell.

 

 Harold's Thoughts

Harold's Psychokinesis Responses

Harold's Distraction Responses

Harold's Probe Responses

Harold's Crypto Responses